Happy birthday dear : ))

Ok… This begins a day before ur birthday…. U r tired, u worked all day. All u want is a good nights sleep, lets be clear,, u don’t want love… u don’t want flowers, u just want to sleep. So u close ur eyes n then u start thinking. u think of the people who r going to call u at midnight.. Includes people who really love u, others who have nothing better to do, a few who have a crush on u (stop blushing, nobody has a crush on u …:)) so u r thinking about it n u don’t realize its almost midnight, ur phone rings . U don’t recognize the number..
“Heyyy…. Happy birthday…..!”
“Thanks man!”
“Dude… am I the first one to call u? common tell me…. Tell me… : )”
“Yes u r …oh my God…. u win a special prize… congratulations… Btw r u gay?”
He is some random person u don’t even recognize n u cant ask the person who he is because that’s rude.
So… its almost midnight… u r gonna get old in a few moments.. u r talking to a person u don’t even know n u don’t know what to talk about..
.Then it happens… The special person calls… U talk to the special person.. U blush a lot n u r glad that its ur birthday! So that’s it… The good part is over… . The phone rings again n u r told that u have to come out of ur house because u deserve a celebration n ur friends r generous people who got a chocolate cake for u.. U know whats gonna happen, but u still go down… pretending to smile.. Fake smiles help u in such situations.. This is the time when u realize that u r not allowed to kill anybody,,, as much u want it, cant do it… The cake appears yummy n everybody appears to be good but all of a sudden they turn into retard devils n start throwing cake at u n start dancing.. U try to run but u lose in the numbers game(plus also because they r crazy n powerful).. Finally, pleased by their own performance they leave u exploited.. So u take a shower around 1 am n go back to bed again… U finally get some sleep… Ur phone rings again… Its 3am.. Somebody who was playing poker logged into a social networking site n realized it was ur birthday. N she was so upset because she forgot that she called u right away. There r many things u want to say to her but u just tell her how happy u r to receive a call from her n that u were really waiting for her to call n that u were also wondering y she dint call u as soon as u became old n that if she hadn’t called u by 3am it would have been the end of the world.
So finally after feeling so special u go to sleep…
: )
Birthdays r fun… n u really feel special… N I like people who love birthdays..
So don’t hate me for this…