The Life that sucks : ))

When u r a kid u r fat. Yeah…HA HA HA. Its not that u r gonna burst , just fat. So when u go to school everybody calls u fat and girls don’t like u. People don’t share their tiffins with u. U don’t study. Because its so damm boring. Its because u don’t care y Hitler was so cool, u don’t care about Pythagoras who liked triangles, u don’t care about how tall is Everest because u r not gonna climb it anyways, u don’t care about Newton who actually had time to sit under the tree n wait for apples to fall on his head so that he could finally understand that all of us are not flying. ie u don’t like studies n so u don’t do them and so everybody hates u.. Teachers tell u how good everybody else is n that u should study or kill urself. Ur parents tell u that if u don’t get a 98 % they wont get u a video game. So u never get a video game. Then u get to the 10^th grade which is meant to be for studies. So ur friends laugh at u saying that u might become a barber or may be a bus conductor. U don’t want to be any of these so u study. U study n u get a good score, u shock the world. Ur teachers don’t believe it, people who dint score well hate u, n ur family thinks u r einstien. Ur family is full of doctors so everybody wants u to be one too. N since they think u r einstien it makes sense. But u want to be a criminal lawyer. So u tell ur family, n they shout at u as if u did not even say “lawyer” as if u just want to be a “criminal”. N now even u think u r the king of the world n that u can do anything, so u take up all the subjects possible n then from the first day u try to study for 26 hrs a day.. Plus u also join a gym because u want to look cool. Obviously u end up screwing everything because u r not actually the king of the world, its just wat u think. So now , when u had got a decent score n u had lost a few pounds n girls had started liking u a bit u screw up everything because u don’t want to screw up anything . So the crap life begins again, u r fat, u don’t like studies, n now u r not a doctor too so everybody hates u like 10 times more. u r like the abandoned kid …So u start going crazy… n sad… n then everybody tells u that u r good for nothing,,, n then u start believing that u r good for nothing… N then somebody tells u about a course called chartered accountancy,, which is difficult but then u become rich. So u take an oath in ur room with dim lights n a candle(which goes off again n again because of the special effects of the wind) that u r going to be an awesome chartered accountant. So u try… n because u r such a sad human being ur brain does not work that well.. But u manage somehow n u do a fair job….But then u r still so hopeless that ur friends tell u to drink beer n meet girls. Which u don’t because u r a good person. So they hate u too….

(phew!!)

: ) u screwed it all n u r still smiling……

This is my life…. May be I suck big time at times,,, but am I not unbelievably awesome : )) n this is just the beginning…..